April 2011
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i love pomplamause right now
Reblog if you say one or all of these phrases IRL
m0rgenstern:
foreverwildatheart:
all of them.
and then people stare at me like
HAPPENED TODAY.
Kate and William are having sex tonight, and the...
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Just got this
vaguereality:
weezthejuice:
This is serious, Karp has starved the Tumbeasts and now they are dead.
If you are against animal cruelty reblog!
Scroll past this and you are heartless.
FUCK, KARP. OH my god! Thats absolutely horrible.
DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS IF YOU’RE AGAINST BEAST CRUELTY
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Liking Men
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is liking men. I realized I was bisexual since the 2nd grade; however, society says being straight is the only way, and the LGBT community says bisexuality isn’t real and that we need to pick a side. I’m sexually attracted to women, but there’s just something about men that get my juices flowing faster and stronger. It’s a weird feeling, and I’m...
occidio:
this girl is crying on facebook because she has a 2% in english
whose fuckin fault is that genius
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when your crush asks you who you like but you...
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So, I recently got a 1920's bar tending book...
It’s a little red book. To some extent it reminds me of the communist manifesto. It just has “The Merry Mixer” on it in a black box with three lines on the top, bottom, and right side (left side of the box if you see the reciprocal side of the book).
Inside there are tons of recipes and brands of alcohol, many of which are still around today. Before each chapter...
sharpenmyblade:
Would you still masturbate if, instead of millions of sperm coming out, only one big one came out and you had to kill it before it killed you?
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shadeofthehero asked: Ohai. Thanks for the follow :3
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If I had a nickel for ever nickel I didn't have,...
well this is a troublesome development
I guess I feel this way because I’m not at that that level where I know I’m better than him. I know I’m not emotionally and I’m definitely not physically!
Last time I did a text post i could somewhat identify what I was feeling or at least I could speculate. Right now I feel similar to the last time but instead of trying to figure out what I’m feeling, why...
trailerparkprincess:
masturbating for 1 hour burns 720 calories
walking for 1 hour burns 170 calories
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“If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts, but if he will be...”
– Sir Francis Bacon
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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90's.
coffeebitesyou:
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robot-with-human-hair:
lmaogtfo:
I feel violated.
I WANT ONE NOW.
OMG BUT I USED TO LOVE THESE. xD
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my time in Florida (Orlando, Disney to be more...
Florida in my opinion was fun, but sort of a tease. You might ask yourself why i think such a nice vacation area is like that. Well, it was very nice and fun to be there and hang with friends, but 8/10 of my time there was working on a robot, doing work relating to the robotics team, or competing with the robot. Normally this wouldn’t be to horribly if there wasn’t much else around to...
meme-spot asked: An act of kindness is an act of kindness.
You can't bake an apple pie from scratch without first creating the universe.
If you want to change the world somehow, start small and work your way up.
You can't bake an apple pie from scratch without first creating the universe.
If you want to change the world somehow, start small and work your way up.
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Shadow art
beingharmony:
mind = blown.
